• Susan Callaghan
    James Caldwell High School
    English
     
    English Department Summer Reading
     
    2018-2019  Courses:
    •   AP English Language and Composition
    •   English 12
    •   Readers' Choice
    973-228-6981
    Room 501
     
    Assignments are posted on Google Classroom.
     
     
     
     
     
     
    English humor
     
    English Humor:  Punctuation Matters

    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots two shots into the air.

    As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, “Hey! Why did you do that?"
     
    The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”

    The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots and leaves.”