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Susan Callaghan
James Caldwell High School
English
English Department Summer Reading
2011-2012 Courses:
English 9
AP English Language and Composition
973-228-6981
Room 310
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{English humor}
English Humor: Punctuation Matters
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots two shots into the air.
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, “Hey! Why did you do that?"
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots and leaves.” |
